100K Pageview Female Muscle Growth STORY special!

100K Pageview / 300 Watchers Special Story!
by MagnusMagneto


(This is a short for-fun story that came to me during my 100k rant.  While I'm now actually above 100k pageviews by a bit, I still wanted to write up this story since it will have sequels every arbitrary metric.  Hope you enjoy, and keep in mind it's completely meant to be short, silly and "meta")



"So... How exactly does this work?"  She asked, uncertain if I were serious or playing a practical joke. "I'm pretty sure that this sort of thing is scientifically impossible..."

"I..." the sentence started to form from my mouth, but I hesitated.  "Well, Devia...  I know it sounds crazy, and I don't expect you to believe me... But... Just give it a try.  I mean, you were serious about what you said earlier, right?"

A warm smile met her lips.  "Of course I did.  I really do want to get super strong like the girls you write about!"  Playfully, she pulled back the sleeve of her t-shirt and flexed her right arm.  Instinctively, I reached over and squeezed the small lemon sized bump that rose up.  While she definitely had bigger guns than the average girl, she was still weaker than even most sedentary men.  "It's just not fair...  For over three months now, I've been lifting weights, drinking protein, following all the rules for 'bulking' and this is all I get to show for it..."

"Well, I really do think your muscles are already fantastic!" I offered.

Devia let out a light sigh and playfully rolled her eyes.  "Of course YOU do, silly.  But surely, as the author of those stories, wouldn't you agree it'd be great if I just kept getting stronger and stronger!?"

"Well, yeah.  So that's why I made this thing for you!" I exclaimed, trying to steer her back on topic.

The raven haired girl raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued.  "I know this is probably one of your silly roleplaying ideas... But I guess if there's no harm in trying it out..."  Her expressive brown eyes had a natural playful shimmer to them.

"Alright!" I exclaimed, eager to prove the invention was real.  Not wanting to waste a moment, I picked up the device - a small piece of machinery that resembled a large microchip.  "Just take this and press it forcefully onto your skin.  Anywhere will do."

"And... this thing is supposed to... uh... beam energy from the internet into my body?" It was evident that uttering that sentence required a great deal of focus for her to not burst out with laughter.

"That is... pretty accurate." I confirmed. "It contains a huge dose of energy I've been harvesting for a while on my DeviantArt page."

"Couldn't you just harvest energy from any site?" she shot back.  "Or hell, the whole internet?"

I shook my head.  "This is already hard enough to explain as it is..."  I scratched my head in contemplation.  "Basically, I could only tap into this energy because I have influence over it.  Well, that's the easiest way to put it at least."  Properly explaining magic physics was always so difficult, especially whenever strange rules were involved.

"Alright..." she started, taking the chip and somewhat flirtatiously placing it on the part of her sternum left revealed by her t-shirt.  Nothing happened.  "And now?"

"Well, you need to really push it in there!" I explained.

Devia exerted herself a bit and suddenly, in an outlandish manner, the device sprang to life before dissolving itself into her skin.  "WHAT!?" she shrieked, clearly taken aback.

"It's okay!" I tried to assure her.  "That means it's working!"

"Um..." she was clearly surprised that things had escalated this far.  "Now what?"

"Well...  Now you're going to absorb the energy reserve I've been harvesting for you!" I explained with a newfound sense of pride.

"That's the 100,000 pageviews you were boasting about earlier?"

I nodded in confirmation.  "It's actually more than that by now, but this chip only has 100k.  Don't forget about all of the watchers as well - over 300 of them!" I proudly exclaimed.  "Those actually provide an even bigger boost than the views."

"Oh my..." Devia said quietly before closing her eyes.  "I... Feel..." she winced with what appeared to be pain before doubling over.

"Are you okay?" I asked, worried that perhaps my calculations were wrong.

She let out a yelp of pain, inciting me to move closer to her.  "I feel..." she started again.  Right before I reached over to her, she stood up completely straight and forcefully opened her eyes.  "GREAT!" she exclaimed.  

My eyes grew wide at the sight in front of them.  The young woman's formerly brown eyes were now a brightly shining green.  They practically exuded energy and boundless possibility.

"What's the matter?" she asked.

"Devia... your... your eyes!" I exclaimed.  "They're green!"

"Mmm, are they?" she purred, seemingly uninterested in her new eye color.  "It's hard to explain what I'm feeling right now..." She stretched her arms upward and took in a deep breath.  There was a strange air of confidence around her now.  Almost as if she understood what was going on even more so than I did.

"Are you feeling... stronger?" I asked, somewhat sheepishly.

A devilish grin met Devia's face.  She started to focus intently, before letting out a feminine grunt of effort.  Almost immediately her entire body sprouted inches of powerful muscle!  Her t-shirt was now completely filled out as her shoulders had become large and rounded, and her skinny jeans were now practically bursting at the seams.

"You could say I'm feeling a bit stronger." She said before playfully winking.  "I just know you want to feel..." she teased before flexing her arm, causing the ends of her t-shirt to rip slightly.  Her arms had grown to the same size as my own, but appeared proportionately larger on her shorter frame.

Without missing a beat, I reached over and gave the limb a light squeeze.  The bicep within my fingers was harder than anything I had ever felt in my life.  It was like trying to dent solid steel, yet somehow I could just tell it was even harder than that.  

"J-just how strong are you!?" I exclaimed.

"Hmmm..." Devia hummed to herself as she made her way over to her weight set.  Her bench press still had her previous personal best of 120 pounds setup.  Nonchalantly, she reached over and grabbed onto the center of the bar with one hand.  Without the slightest indication of effort, the young woman hoisted the weight straight into the air above her head.  

"That's amazing!" I practically shouted, far more visibly excited about the whole experience than she was.

"That's nothin'!" she shot back before tightening her grip, causing the Olympic standard bar to compress to the pressure her powerful forearms exerted.  After crushing the metal as deeply as possible, Devia grabbed onto each end of the bar and began bending it together as if it were putty in her hands.  With childlike glee, she continued to compress the 120 pounds of metal into the smallest spherical shape possible, before casually tossing it aside, causing a gargantuan thud as it hit the ground.

"Not toooo bad." I replied, playfully emphasizing the middle word.  "But surely the great Devia could use a lot more power than this, right?"

The black haired girl seemed both surprised and bemused by my question.  "What?  Crumpling steel isn't impressive enough?" she asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"No, no.  That was great and all..."

"But it's just a start, right?" she finished my sentence, letting out a light-hearted giggle.  "I like the way you think!  So what's next?  How do I get MORE!?"

"Well... the good news is I could potentially harvest unlimited energy..."

"And the bad news is that we have to wait?" she added.

I nodded.  "Yup."

"Well, when'll the next chip thing be ready?" Devia inquired, clearly longing for another dose.

"Oh... I figure it'll be stable at around another 50,000 pageviews..."

Before I could even finish my sentence, she was already in front of her computer and checking my DA page, studying the pageview graph intently.

"I have to wait a few more months!?" she shouted before rolling her eyes.  "Guess I'll have to keep myself occupied..." she said before eyeballing her weight set again.

Looks like I'll have to keep her busy..!

Until next time folks.



To be continued..!?