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Growth Drive: Micro Chapter 10 - Nikki's Plea

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[All opinions expressed herein belong solely to Nikki and are not mine whatsoever.]

Growth Drive: Meta High Micro Chapter 10 – Nikki’s Plea
By MagnusMagneto NIKKI!?!


Alright.  That’s it.  I’m taking over this micro chapter!  Enough of that lame narrator, time to Nikki-fy things!

So…  let’s cut to the chase.  What the frick are you guys (and gals?) doing!?  I haven’t been in first place yet this entire time!  You dopes keep making Harriet, and now CINDY the strongest!  Miss most boring character ever written, and the self-proclaimed queen bitch of the world!  Really!?  Meanwhile I’ve got sass, spunk, sex appeal, and an unquenchable thirst for POWER!

What do you guys think Harriet would do if she was handed ultimate strength?  Probably jack-all, that’s what!  Sure, she might save some people, cure a disease or two, whatever, blah blah, snoresville!  And Cindy?  CINDY?  Goddamn people, didn’t you see the stint she pulled with the SWAT guys last micro-chapter?  Cindy wants nothing more than for the whole world to grovel at her feet and worship her!  That’s also pretty damn boring if you ask me.

What would I do?  Heh, well, that would be FUN.  I’d just do whatever the hell I want!  I’d keep getting more and more powerful!  Remember back in Chapter 1, my little fantasy about going around draining super heroes?  Yeah, I bet that could happen if my X-factor or whatever was strong enough.  I can already drain regular people of their strength temporarily, so I bet if that ability was developed enough…  Mmm, that would be sooo epic!  Imagine if I could just steal all of Boring and Bitchy’s powers, forever!  I’d have allll those abilities, allll that muscle, and allll of that sex appeal!

Plus, since I can like… totally understand your dimension, kind of, with enough juice, I could probably take things way further.  Like… maybe after turning Boring and Bitchy into dried up prunes with all their awesomesauce safely transferred to me, I could go into other dimensions and drain everyone there too?  I’d be like a planeswalker that sucks all the power right out of every new place I visit!  

Hell, why stop there?  Maybe I could get so goddamn powerful that I could literally summon things into reality…  like… man… I could summon Superman, then suck him dry!  Hell, you could say that, following all this crazy stuff, if I were to win the Growth Drive, I would literally make anime real!  

Yeah, yeah, I’ve read some of your comments,  “oooo, nooooooooo Nikki is evil!!!”  Puh-lease.  I haven’t really harmed a fly.  Seth and his bro?  They had the time of their lives.  Hell, I never gave Seth the real time of day until all of this, AND I’m soooo much hotter than before.  You could actually say that I’m nicer now than I ever was before!

“But Harriet is a hero!”  So what?  That shit’s boring.  I’ll become so friggan powerful, so unstoppable, that I’ll eventually reach the point where I can just blink and eradicate cancer with the power of my brain.  Harriet doesn’t have my pure babely ambition, and Cindy…  LOL, come on guys, she barely even made it into the story at all, don’t you remember the polls?

So ya, vote for Nikki in the next chapter!  Of if you were gonna throw down some cash to help out that Magnus guy, then send the power to ME!  It’s our last chance to make FMG great again!  (LOL please don’t kill me guys, just making a joke)


(Protip:  Beef up my X-factor you dinguses.  It doesn’t matter if I’m 800 feet tall if I don’t have cool powers!  Plus this Magnus guy has no friggan idea how to write a character that’s hundreds of times more beautiful than everyone else.  Like, sure, he tries, but at this point, ‘beauty’ just means how big your tits are!  Then again, I do love having me some big tits… but I think it’s way more important that I get as many abilities as possible so I can win this thing!)

I might be in the comments of this Micro Chapter… so be careful with what you say!

[B-T-Dubs, if you guys have any coolio ideas for new powers for me, feel free to say them.  I’m sure that Magnus dweeb will incorporate anything that’s god-tier.]
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